Patrick Orders a Model

Patrick and Sean are both motorcycle enthusiasts. At the barbershop one day, Patrick picks up a catalog for motorcycle gear.

Patrick says to his buddy Sean, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this mail-order catalog?”

Sean takes a look and agrees. “Wow! They are gorgeous. And just look at the prices!”

Patrick says, “Yeah! I’m doing it! I’m going to order one.”

“Well now, you go ahead and if she’s as beautiful as she looks in the catalog, I’ll get one myself.”

The pair run into each other again about three weeks later.

Sean asks, “Did you ever get your girl from that catalog?”

“Not yet, but she must be on her way. Her brand new leather jacket came yesterday.”